There is a point to this. Banega is also exactly what United do not have, an element beyond the strangulating Mourinho blueprint, trusted to purr about the pitch seeking the right place to deploy his velvet-pawed touch. Banega might not sprint or leap well at set pieces. But here he ran the game by stealth, an ambling brain in bright orange boots, funnelling possession into difficult areas and digging his fingernails into the back of United’s midfield.

on For-Éver Banega’s classic Old Trafford performance.

What’s in the Name?

Episode #6



Remember when MLS teams used to have cool names?

Names that popped off at the tongue?

The San Jose Clash.

The Tampa Bay Mutiny.

The Metrostars.

The Wiz.

The Burn.


Some have stayed cool, like the Timbers and the Earthquakes, but it all changed in 04’.

In a mad panic, when the league was about to swallow itself, the leaders that be thought, “hey, if we sound more European, maybe we’ll attract the growing demographic of Americans who watch European football on a regular basis.

Deep breaths. Deep breaths. I want to belch after typing that.

Changing the team names to have a more “Euro” sound is akin to popping zits without calming the hormones. It was a topical fix that did nothing to improve the league’s quality of play.

And, in doing so, MLS kicked aside one of the great American sporting traditions – weird ass team names.

See the – New Orleans Pelicans.

See the – Buffalo Bills.

See the – L.A. Dodgers.

They’re weird. They’re quirky. They’re us.

We all need to adapt with changing times to progress and survive. And MLS, sagging like a moldy floorboard, needed to RE-everything to survive.

But pasting F.C. or S.C. onto the end of a city name won’t bring a team genuine devotion. It won’t morph a franchise into a club.

The Eurosnobness we should’ve adopted, AHEM AHEM, – promotion and relegation, is one of the few paths for courting genuine love. A path that allows supporters to live through hells of the lower divisions and the heavens of lifting trophies.

There isn’t a marketing campaign or re-brand strategy that could ever reproduce that.

But that’s another entry for another time. Meanwhile, MLS, bring back the O.G. names.





P.S. For a deeper look on MLS’s Euro naming efforts read Tim Froh’s piece: Not feeling the (Dallas) Burn: why MLS teams tried to sound more European