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World Cup Haikus: Champion #7

El_Fin

Match Day 25

Antoine Griezmann is a #19. He holds the ball up like a hulking #9 and playmakes between the lines like a #10.

Shot out to IBWM on the background.

 

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World Cup Haikus: Majestic Modrić

Marquee Modric

Match Day 23

Impossible to not write a poem about The Legend of Modrić. Also, Luka could pass for a real life Link.

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World Cup Haikus: Pubbin’

Pubbin

Match Day 21

Only during a World Cup quarter-final can a bunch of drunk strangers in a pub turn into family. Wait, no. They’re still drunk strangers.

Gotta feel for Russian Brazilian thoroughbred colt Mário Fernandes. My man has to be right back of the tourney.

 

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World Cup Haikus: The Sky Blue Machine

 

The Sky Blue Machine

 

Match Day 16

Óscar Tabárez, chess master.

 

 

 

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World Cup Haikus: Your Pick

 

Your pick

 

Match Day 15

Today we updated our office World Cup bracket. It’s fascinating to hear people’s reasons for selecting their teams. You hear things like:

“Well my great great great great great great Grandpa on my step mother’s side was from Belgium. So yeah I’m going for Belgium.”

“The internet says Croatia is the best team in the tournament.”

“Sergio Ramos is my boyfriend. It’s serious. Like really serious.”

Hey, as long as your watching football, we’re good.