World Cup Haikus: I’ll Miss…

Ill Miss

Match Day 24

I already miss my first sips of coffee at kickoff with Jorge Perez-Navarro yelling “It’s soooccccer timeeeeeeee.”

I already miss William Carvalho trotting around Portugal’s midfield with a Ballon d’Or worthy stache’

And I already miss Saturday morning pickup soccer. When the World Cup hums on in the background of our lives, we all play with an extra bit of pep.


World Cup Haikus: Mi Héroe

Mi Héroe

Stoppage Time

Fox! Get Jorge Perez-Navarro a private jet. Or a helicopter. Or a Star Trek transporter. He should be calling EVERY match.

That is all.